By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Prove that the below maths equation is true.

8 + 8 = 91

What kind of band never plays music?

What is greater than gold but cannot be bought. it can never be sold and can earn if its sought. though it can be broken, it can still be fixed. for by birth it can't start nor by death it is ended.what am i?

What has a bottom at the top?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?