By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

A woman who works in a sweet shop has a measurement of 32-26-36, is 5"4" tall, and wears size "6" shoes. What do you think she weighs?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

What seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it?

What is Luis Suarez's (Soccer Player) favorite tea?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

how come the second man dies?