By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

What part of the chicken has the most feathers?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?