By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

Name a key which is hardest to turn.

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

Women do it once a year after they turn 19 but men get to do it only once in a lifetime. What is it?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

What does the rebus below mean?

TEN BADTION