If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

Keyboard words are not in alphabetical order, Why?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

Solve the rebus riddle in the picture below.

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

How many times in a given day, minutes and hour clock comes in a straight line ?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

What does this mean?

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