When we see 2 but call 10?

What goes up but never comes down?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

A game is being played where eight players can last for thirty-five minutes. Six substitutes alternate with each player in this game. Thus, all players are on the pitch for the same amount of time including the substitutes.

For how long is each player on the pitch?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

There were five men at church, and it started raining while they were outside. The four that ran still got wet, but the one that was still stayed completely dry. Why did he stay dry?

What has one letter and starts with an E?

Place the numbers from 1 to 9 in the circles in a manner that each side of the triangle sums up to 17.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?