When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

Can you name some countries which do not have the alphabet 'A' in them?