When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

What has 88 keys?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

Can anyone tell me a word in the English dictionary which has a silent 'z'?