When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho