People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

I know a ten-letter word in the English language which can be typed using only the top rows of the computer keyboard.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

John leaves home and then he takes three right turns. John wants to return to home but he was scared of Jacob, who is wearing a mask.

What is John Situation ?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?