People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

Name the three-letter word that can complete the below words?

A) L O _ _ _ E
B) E D U _ _ _ E
C) _ _ _ E R
D) _ _ _ T L E

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What has 88 keys?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?