People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

Which Travels Faster? Solve below famous picture riddle:

One day, all the courtiers from Akbar's court were gathered in the assembly hall when one of them told the Emperor that all his valuables had been stolen by a thief the previous night.
This shocked the Emperor to his core as the place where that courter stayed was the most secured in the kingdom. The Emperor thought that it is not at all possible for an outsider to enter into the courtier's house and steal the valuables. Only another courtier could commit this crime. He quickly called Birbal to identify the thief.
Birbal thought for a while and successfully solved the mystery by identifying the thief in just one statement.
What did Birbal say?

What has a bottom at the top?

Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?

PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

What does below science rebus mean?

Ag Ag Ag
Ag SPOON Ag
Ag Ag Ag

Can you divide numbers from 1 to 9 (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9) into two groups so that the sum of the numbers of each group is equal?

Note: 9 cannot be turned over to make it 6.