It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

By removing one matchstick and adding one matchstick, can you convert the word "ZOO" to an animal name?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

What does below rebus means ?

"That Restaurant always remains crowded. This is the reason why nobody goes there".

Can you find a flaw in this statement?

What does the following BrainBat signifies?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWYZ

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ.

What does does this rebus picture means ?

A man is lying dead in a field where no one is around. His head is split open and his legs are disfigured. Near to him, there is an unopened package. No living organism can be found anywhere at the crime scene.

How did he die?