It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

Can anyone tell me a word in the English dictionary which has a silent 'z'?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What has 88 keys?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?