It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

What has 88 keys?

What goes up but never comes down?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?