It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?