It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

Can anyone tell me a word in the English dictionary which has a silent 'z'?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?