It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?