It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?