A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What do you think with the below Picture ?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

A boy collects white seashells from the sea and brings them home every night. When he has enough of them, he decides to sell them to a trader.

The trader is ready to buy the shells and he asks the boy about the quantity. At this, the boy starts calculating. He has a giant box that contains 3 mini boxes. Two of them have another mini box inside. If the giant box can hold 50 shells, how many brown shells can he sell to the trader?

I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe and I eat without teeth.
What am I?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Can you solve the below geography rebus by decoding the below rebus ?

When my father was 31 I was 8. Now he is twice as old as me. How old am I?