You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

What is at the end of a rainbow?

What goes up but never comes down?