You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?