A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

Name the three-letter word that can complete the below words:

A) L O _ _ _ E
B) E D U _ _ _ E
C) _ _ _ E R
D) _ _ _ T L E

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?