What kind of band never plays music?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I know a ten-letter word in the English language which can be typed using only the top rows of the computer keyboard.

Living above a star, I do not burn
Eleven friends and they do not turn
I can just be visited in a sequence, not once or repeatedly
PQRS are my initials
Can you tell my name accurately?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?