Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?