Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

What can you catch but never throw?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?