Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?