Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why?
CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?