Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

What can you catch but never throw?