Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

What is at the end of a rainbow?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?