Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What is at the end of a rainbow?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?