I know a ten-letter word in the English language which can be typed using only the top rows of the computer keyboard.

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?