A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

How can you tell a raw egg from a hard-boiled egg?

What's the only room from which no one can enter or leave

What kind of band never plays music?

When can we add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?