Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Which three-digit number, made of consecutive digits, like 567, is 2 less than a cube and 2 more than a square?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

When can we add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Can you place three balls such that the equation shown in the picture holds true?

If,
29 - 1 = 30
9 - 1 = 10
14 - 1 = 15

Based on similar logic, Can you prove that the below algebraic equation is true?
11 - 1 = 10 ?

You have two buckets of 11 liters and 6 litres.
How can you measure exactly 8 litres?

A Car driver was heading down a street in Washington. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the right side of the road past a cop car. Still, he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?