Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Can you count the number of triangles in the picture below?

I always drive my customer away.

Who am I?

Solve the puzzle by telling what does below picture means.

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

A girl was sitting in her hotel room when she heard a knock on the door. She opened the door and found that a man was standing outside. The man said, "Oh! I am really sorry, I thought this was my room." He then walked through the corridor to the elevator. The girl did not know the man. She closed her door and called security asking them to apprehend the man. What made her suspicious of that man? He might have been genuinely mistaken.