Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

There’s a girl who has a large family. She has an equal amount of brothers and sisters, but each brother only has half as many brothers and sisters. What’s the correct amount of brothers and sisters?

Which point will the car reach to go out?

Your last good ping-pong ball fell into a narrow metal pipe embedded one foot deep in concrete.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, shoe laces, and plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

What number comes next in this sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 _

Vin Diesel is pulling a theft and has planned to run away with all the cash kept in the safe. But the only way to open the safe is the 13 character password. He has a set of five clues given to him by a trustworthy source.

Exactly two of the below statements are false.
The password is contained within this sentence.
The password is not in this hint.
The password is within only one of these statements.
At least one of the above statements is a lie.