Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

All of Jacob's shoes are red except two.
All of Jacob's shoes are green except two.
All of Jacob's shoes are yellow except two.

How many shoes does Jacob have?

Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?

For this puzzle, you might have to find logic in something illogical. But hey, it's fun and a healthy little break from your strenuous puzzle-solving sessions.

Can you decipher the meaning in the following cluster of letters?

ITIT,NCENTCENT

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

During which month do people sleep the least?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

Find out the missing number in the picture attached:

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 ?