Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

Find the next number in the following series:
6, 14, 26, 98, __?

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

What goes up but never comes down?

If one and a half boys, eat one and a half burgers in one and a half hours.

How many burgers can 9 boys eat in 3 hours?

A new clothing store has a unique method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, a tie costs $15, a blouse costs $30, and underwear costs $45. How much would pants cost?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?

What do you see in the given picture?