Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?

They are three errirs in this question. Can you find them?

The cream is heavier than Milk. True or False?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

A man says, "Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is that man?

What does this below rebus puzzle mean?