Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

What is the next number in this series?

4,12,84,3612....

Remove two matchsticks to make the below equation correct.

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

Two brothers were watching a horror film on video late one night. One brother dozed off and dreamed that he was being chased by the crazy man from the movie, who was trying to kill him. In the dream, he hid in a cupboard. There was no sound except his heart pounding, and he had no idea where his crazed captor was. He was terrified! At that moment, the video finished, and his brother put his hand on the shoulder of his sleeping sibling to wake him. The shock at that tense moment was enough that the sleeping brother suffered a massive heart attack and died instantly. True or false?

I am a prime number.
The double of myself is equal to the square of me.

which number am I?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?