Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

Look at this sequence from top to bottom. What is the next number in the sequence?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211

You walk into an old horror house. It has no power or plumbing. Once inside, you see three doors. Each door has a number on it. Behind each door is a way for you to die. Behind door number one, you die by getting eaten by a lion. Behind door number two, you die by getting murdered. Behind door number three, you die by an electric chair. You can’t turn back, so you have to go through a door. Which door do you go through?

I get hot but I never sweat,
I cook food but I am not a chef,
I have a door but you can't enter me,
I have a light but I am not a lamp.
Who am I?

Which country gets ill every time?

A network of 20 x 10 squares is given to you.

Can you calculate how many unique squares and rectangles can be formed combining two or more individual squares ?

John drives to his office at 20km/hr. After reaching the office, he realizes that today is a holiday. He went back at an average speed of 30km/hr. Discounting the time spent in the stoppage what was the average speed of his journey?

What has 88 keys?

A clock loses 10 minutes each hour. If the clock is set correctly at noon, what time is it when it reads 3 PM?