Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

While handling a project, the landscaper is asked by the owner of the mansion that he wants four trees in front of his mansion that are exactly equidistant from each other.

How will he do it?

Identify Me

Hint1: I am a god
Hint 2: I am a planet
Hint 3: measurer of heat

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

You are given with the following sum. Each of the letters can be decoded as a digit. If we tell you that D = 5, then can you solve it entirely?

DONALD
+GERALD
=ROBERT

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?