Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Can you complete the sequence puzzle?

AR TA GE CA LE VI LI _

who is silent in the parliament?

If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth, how many contestants were there?

They came out at night, without being called.
They lost at day, without being stolen.
Who are they?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

What Is It?

It was a dark stormy night and a couple were in a car driving madly to a city. The car broke down and the husband had to go get help from someone who spoke his language. He was afraid to leave his wife alone in the car so he locked the car before leaving. When he came back, the car was in the same state as he had left it but his wife was dead, there was blood on the floor and there was a stranger in the car. What happened?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?