Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What word begins and ends with an E, but has only one letter?

If we add four times the age of John four years from now to five times his age five years from now we get ten times his current age.

How old will John be two years from now?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

If we tie a Sheep to one peg, a circled grass is been eaten by the Sheep. If we tie the Sheep to two pegs with a circle on its neck, then an eclipse is eaten out of the grass by the Sheep. If we want an eclipse then we put two pegs and then put a rope in between them and the other end of the rope is tied up on the Sheep's neck.

How should we tie the peg and the Sheep so that a square is eaten out from the garden grass? We only have one Sheep rope and the peg and the rings.

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

What does this below rebus puzzle mean?

Decode the below four famous ciphers:

8P of the SS
1M of the E
1S of the SS
60M in 1H

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?