Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Solve the puzzle by telling what does below picture means.

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

How can you make number one disappear by adding something to it?

Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and grey, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

What happened when the wheel was invented?

What number does the below three word/phrase identify and why?
1. Deck
2. Year
3. Singing in the Rain

Chhote se Chintu Miyan,
Lambi si Pooch.
Jahan Jaye Chintu Miyan,
Wahan Jaye Pooch.

छोटे से चींटू मियाँ,
लंबी सी पूंछ।
जहाँ जाये चींटू मियाँ,
वहाँ जाये पूंछ।

Bolo kya?

If you say my name, I will no longer exist. What am I?

A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?