Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

In a rainy season, one day 3 huge ladies walked under a normal-sized umbrella.
The umbrella is not huge enough to accommodate all 3 ladies yet not a single lady got wet. Why?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

Assume there are approximately 5,000,000,000 (5 billion) people on Earth. What would you estimate to be the result, if you multiply together the number of fingers on every person's left hand? (For the purposes of this exercise, thumbs count as fingers, for five fingers per hand.) If you cannot estimate the number then try to guess how long the number would be.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

John was so frustrated to be the suspect of being a sleeper terrorist that he shoot himself right between the eyes with a revolver in his toilet. The revolver and the bullets were accurate. Minutes later John walks out of the toilet unharmed.
How can this be possible?

Can you spot the man between the coffee bean in the picture below ?

What can you serve, but never eat?

Can you solve the photo plexer logic ?