Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A deaf and mute man goes to the train station. Tickets for the train are 50 cents each. The man goes to the ticket booth and hands the man inside just a dollar. The man in the booth hands him two tickets.

How did the man in the booth know to give him two tickets without even looking at him?

By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

What kind of storm is always in a rush?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

How can one talk without saying a single word?

This puzzle is for Harry Potter fans. Do you know why Tom Riddle is called Lord Voldemort?