Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

Dwayne Johnson was running away with the loot from a heist in his car along with Vin Diesel. One tire was punctured and he dropped down to replace it. While changing the wheel, he dropped the four nuts that were holding the wheel and they fell into a drain. Vin Diesel gave him an idea using which they were able to drive till the rendezvous point.

What was the idea ?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

Every words stands for unique digit that makes the arithmetic equation true

SEVEN + SEVEN + SIX = TWENTY.

What are the digits ?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

Akbar called Birbal and asked him to draw a line on the floor. He asked Birbal to make that line smaller without erasing it. Birbal smiled and did it before Akbar could blink his eyes.

How did he managed to do it?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

I throw two dice simultaneously.

What is the probability of getting a sum as 9 of the two numbers shown?

What does the following BrainBat signifies?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWYZ

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ.