Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

I came first on earth but second on the heaven.
I also came twice in a week but found just once in a year.
I stay away from months but you can find me in February.

What am I?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan. Still, the child is not a Pakistani citizen. why?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

If Rajina's daughter is my daughter's mom, who am I to Rajina?