Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What has 88 keys?

In this image, you can see three almost identical Doraemon images. Can you spot the odd one out from them?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

What is the end of everything?

You may enter, but you may not come in. I have space, but no room. I have keys, but open no lock. What am I?

John and his team plan to rob a safe. They got just one chance to break the code else the local police will be informed. Below are clues:
A) Exactly one number is perfectly placed: 9 8 1
B) Everything is incorrect: 9 2 4
C) Two numbers are part of the code of the safe but are wrongly placed: 0 9 3
D) One number is part of the code of the safe but is wrongly placed: 1 4 7
E) One number is part of the code of the safe but is wrongly placed: 7 8 3

What can you catch but never throw?

Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

What month of the year has 28 days?