Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

The more you take me, the more you leave me behind.
Who Am I?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?

A guy in his thirties is found dead in a forest. The shocking thing about the body is that he is wearing his swimming trunks snorkel and a facemask.

For your information, the nearest lake is some 10 miles away and the sea is hundreds of miles away.

How did he die then?

A man is found dead with a knife in his back When the investigation is done. A chair lays beside him and the forensic team finds moisture around the body.

If he committed suicide, how did he do it?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

There was a kingdom in which the king had no heir to take over his thrown. Even the queen was dead and he himself was on the verge of dying. He thought about it and then summoned all of the teenagers. He gave one seed each to all of them and asked them to grow the plant. He announced that the one with the most beautiful plant will become the king/queen of the empire after the death of the king.

After a month, all of them were called. The king looked at all of the plants but announced the girl with an empty pot as the queen of the empire. Why?

Can you replace the question mark with the correct number in the below table sequence?

Can you think of any three-dimensional shape that comprises of exactly two surfaces?