Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

You walk into a room where there are three primates held in their respective cages:
1) A lion who is eating the flesh of a goat.
2) An orangutan who is playing with blocks.
3) A donkey who is sitting idle.

Who is the most intelligent primate in the room?

Get total of 120 by using five zeros 0,0,0,0,0 and any one mathematical operator.
Do you ?

I am the one who remains awake when you sleep. But I need to rest when you awake. Who Am I?

Given that

(78)^9 = 6
And (69)^4 = 11

Can you find out

(99)^2 =?

(Note: This is Logical, not Mathematical)

Can it be possible to build a house that has all its four walls facing towards the South?

1. What does:
TIM JOB
represent?

2. What does:
MO_ _
represent?

If a wheel has 54 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?

John can place six large boxes or nine small boxes into a carton.

Can you find out in how many cartons can he place sixty-six boxes in total?

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?