What number when divided in half becomes zero?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?