What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

Why did Buffon take the goal with him after every Juventus match?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A Car is crossing a bridge 2 miles long. The bridge can only hold 10000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the car. The Car makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the car. Does the bridge collapse? Explain.

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be ?

There are two beautiful yet remote islands in the South Pacific. The Islanders born on one island always tell the truth, and the Islanders from the other island always lie.
You are on one of the islands and meet three Islanders. You ask the first which island they are from in the most appropriate Polynesian tongue, and he indicates that the other two Islanders are from the same island. You ask the second Islander the same question, and he also indicates that the other two Islanders are from the same island.
Can you guess what the third Islander will answer to the same question?

What has 88 keys?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

A Doctor always sneezes before the rain. Doctor sneezes, Will it rain?

Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?