Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

What has hands, but can’t clap?