Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

What is greater than gold but cannot be bought. it can never be sold and can earn if its sought. though it can be broken, it can still be fixed. for by birth it can't start nor by death it is ended.what am i?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?