Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

Who always enjoys poor health?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What is the fastest way to double your money?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

If 24H in a D => 24 hours in a day.
What does "64S on CB" stand for?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?