Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

Who can jump higher than a Mountain?

Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

What country can make you shiver?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

Why are all black people so quick ?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

Why do people go to bed?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.