Why are all black people so quick ?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I cry without having a voice.
I fly without having wings.
I bite without having teeth.
I whisper without a mouth.

Who am I?