Why are all black people so quick ?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

What is the end of everything?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?