Why are all black people so quick ?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

How far can you walk into the woods?