What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

On rolling two dices (six-sided normal dice) together, what is the probability that the first one comes up with a 2 and the second one comes up with a 5?

Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 per cent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

John was visiting his friend Jacob. He found out that his friend's wife had just killed a burglar in self-defense.
John asks Jacob about what happened and he told that "His wife was watching television when suddenly the bell rang. She thought that it is her husband Jacob but she found the burglar who attacked her instantly and she got so frightened that she killed the burglar immediately with the knife.
John asked the police to arrest his friend's wife. Why?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?