Why are all black people so quick ?

There is a family that live in a round house. The two parents go out for a movie and leave a babysitter to watch their son. They come back and the kid was not there. Some one kidnapped him. The maid said she was cleaning in a corner. The cook said he was making pizza. The babysitter said she was getting a board game. Who kidnapped him.

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

What Is It?

Out of four images which one is the odd one out?

On a windy rainy night , I was driving in my car.
When i reach the bus stand , i see three people waiting for the bus.

1. An old lady who needs an immediate medical attention
2. My Best Friend
3. Girl whom i love from childhood

My car is a two seat, so can you tell me , what i have done in this situation ?

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

What does below science rebus mean?

Ag Ag Ag
Ag SPOON Ag
Ag Ag Ag