What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

A donkey is behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

What kind of band never plays music?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?