Can you solve the tricky chess rebus puzzle below by ciphering the hidden meaning?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

What goes up but never comes down?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?