The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?