Can you name some countries which do not have the alphabet 'A' in them?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

I don't get anymore wetter, no matter how much rain falls on me.

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

There are two candles. Both will only burn exactly for an hour. How will you use these two candles to measure forty-five minutes?

What has no start, end, or centre?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho

When 99 is considered higher than 100?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?