If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?