If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?