If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What goes up but never comes down?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

Living above a star, I do not burn
Eleven friends and they do not turn
I can just be visited in a sequence, not once or repeatedly
PQRS are my initials
Can you tell my name accurately?