It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?