A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

who is silent in the parliament?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

There was a strange boy who was born before his father. How can this be possible?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?