A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

What has no start, end, or centre?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?