Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

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You have a 12 liters jug full of water. You have two empty 8 liters and 5 liters jug. How can you divide the water into two equal parts using these jugs?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

You are given four results as below:
1111 = F
2222 = E
3333 = T
Then, can you find out how to code 4444?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What colour was the bear?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?