Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

0
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B.Sc
LLB

Can you tell us the current time?

Why do people go to bed?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

We know that money can be names differently for the purpose it is used for. Some of the examples of money given at following places or for following activities:

In temple = Daan
In school = Fees
During marriage = Dowry
For divorce = Alimony
Paying government = Tax
In court = Fine
Employer to employee = Salary
To kidnappers = Ransom
For illegal reason = Bribe
To civil servant retirees = Pension

Do you know what do we call the money a husband gives to his wife?

What kind of band never plays music?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?