Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

What building has the most stories?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?