Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Who always enjoys poor health?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

There is an English word that can be used up to four times in a row without modifying the spelling and form a valid grammatical sentence.

Do you know what word is that?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?