Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

What has one eye, but can’t see?

What kind of band never plays music?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?