What does below rebus means ?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?