What does below rebus means ?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

Can you solve the below algebraic mathematical equation?

(J+O+I+N+T)3 = JOINT

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

Prove that twice of ten is the same as twice of eleven.

Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?

How many minutes are there in Feb 2017?

Note: The shortest answer is the correct answer.