I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?