What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?