John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

who is silent in the parliament?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

Which alphabet letter is a question?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?