John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

Why is a river so rich ?

Prove that the below maths equation is true.

8 + 8 = 91

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

0
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B.Sc
LLB

Can you tell us the current time?