John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?

How can you tell a raw egg from a hard-boiled egg?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

What part of Turkey has the most feathers?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Prove that the below maths equation is true.

8 + 8 = 91