John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Solve this tricky question. You are trapped in a forest. With you, you have a gun preloaded with two bullets in it. In front of you, there is a tiger, a leopard and a jaguar.

How do you survive?

Which alphabet letter is a question?

What's the only room from which no one can enter or leave

Name a key which is hardest to turn.

He loves to dance, twist and prance, he shakes his tail, and as a way he sails, wingless he flies into the sky. What is he?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.