John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

What has no start, end, or centre?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?