John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

Where do fish keep their money?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?