Funny Riddles

What has one eye, but can’t see?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

What kind of band never plays music?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

A red house is made out of red bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. And, a blue house is made out of blue bricks. So, what is a greenhouse made of?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?