Funny Riddles

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

What country can make you shiver?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

If Japan and Panama decided to merge into a single country, probably people will name it Japanama.

Can you think of two more such country's unions that could produce similar names like Japanama by overlapping their three letters?

Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?