I look at you, you look at me I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

A man was telling some of his war stories to his grandchildren.
"When the World War I was on the verge of end, I was awarded for my bravery for I had saved a group of my men." He coughed and then added, "When we were fighting in northern France, an enemy soldier threw a grenade at us. Before it could explode, I picked it up and threw it away. For my act of bravery, right before the war ended, A General gave me a sword engraved with the words "Awarded for Display of Bravery and Heroism in World War 1"."

Hearing this, one of the grandson spoke up. "Grandpa, this is not a true story. It can"t be true!"

The truth is that it was not. How did the grand children know it?

Yesterday I fell from 30 feet high ladder but I don't get hurt. Why?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?