What goes up but never comes down?

A man is found unconscious in front of a store at two in the morning. His head is bleeding and there’s a brick laying next to him. When the police arrive, they carry the man to jail. Why did they arrest him?

What mathematical symbol can be put between 5 and 9, to get a number bigger than 5 and smaller than 9?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

You visit a home for specially-abled children on the occasion of Christmas where you meet with 50 children. You have a box of chocolates containing 50 chocolates exactly.

What if you were asked to one chocolate to each child in a manner that one chocolate still remains in the box? Is it possible?

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan.

Still child is not a Pakistani citizen.why ?

What has a bottom at the top?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

It comprises roots which nobody sees,
Much taller than those trees,
Up and up it goes,
Still it never grows?

I throw two dice simultaneously.

What is the probability of getting a sum as 9 of the two numbers shown?