A Miser man decided to go on a vacation for a month. He goes to the bank and asks for a trip loan of $500. The bank officer asks the man that the loan can only be approved when he mortgage some valuable thing at the bank. Miser man mortgages his only car whose worth was a whopping $80000. The Bank officer laughed at him and approve the loan instantly. After vacation when the miser man returns, the bank officer asked him "Are you an idiot, why is your mortgage such an expensive car for such a short loan?".

Miser man replied with some reason and the bank officer agreed that the miser man is actually not an idiot.

What did miser man reply to the bank loan officer?.

What has a ring but no finger?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What demands an answer, but asks no questions

There was a competition where the contestants had to hold something. At the end of the event, the winner was a person who had no hands or feet. What was it that the contestants had to hold?

That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant.

But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother.

Who is lying?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

Look at the below sequence of letters and tell us what the next letter should be:

O T T F F S S ?

what one word does the below rebus identifies?

How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?