What goes up but never comes down?

As you can see in the picture, you have a hole with dimensions 9 ft x 2 ft Also available is a wooden board with dimensions 6 ft x 3 ft Now you have to cover the hole with this board and you are allowed to cut the board into two pieces. Please see that the hole is completely covered and the boards should not overlap or extend beyond the edge. How will you cut the board?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

What does this rebus means ?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

Can you find the odd one out from the below words ?

First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh, Eighth Nine Ten Eleven Twelve.