Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.