Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

Who always enjoys poor health?

If 24H in a D => 24 hours in a day.
What does "64S on CB" stand for?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

I cry without having a voice.
I fly without having wings.
I bite without having teeth.
I whisper without a mouth.

Who am I?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?