Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

Do you know who was buried in John's tomb?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?