Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

First, think of the colour of clouds. Next think the colour of snow. Last, think of the colour of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

What kind of band never plays music?