My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Who always enjoys poor health?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?