My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

What kind of band never plays music?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?