By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

What goes up but never comes down?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?