By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

What goes up but never comes down?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

What has 88 keys?