Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

What do you think with the below Picture ?

What kind of band never plays music?