Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

What is the centre of gravity?

Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?

Do you know who was buried in John's tomb?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?