Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

I am eight letters long - "12345678"
My 1234 is an atmospheric condition.
My 34567 supports a plant.
My 4567 is too appropriate.
My 45 is a friendly thank-you.
My 678 is a man's name.

What word am I?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

My location can be determined by the below rebus.
So where am i ?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

Can you move from MANILA to UGANDA in the shortest time? You need to follow the below rules:
Rule 1: You can change up to 3 alphabets at a time.
Rule 2: New words must be of 6 alphabets.
Rule 3: The new word formed must be a country or capital.

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

I am a normal creature, but I have five hands. I can even have more but even then I will be considered normal.

Who am I?

There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?