The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What has no start, end, or centre?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Why do you find that most of the buildings are deprived of the 13th floor?

What part of Turkey has the most feathers?

Decipher

yyyy u r, yyyyy u b, i c u r y+y 4 ? by sharks. How would you survive?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?