Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus

An old lady looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?

Can you decipher the below rebus?

PBLUESAISNUERSES

I have a hole in my back and legs I lack.
I live where I can’t breathe and I eat without teeth.
What am I?

Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name, a boy's name using 5 consecutive 1st letters of 5 consecutive months

You have two jars of chocolates labelled as P and Q. If you move one chocolate from P to Q, the number of chocolates on B will become twice the number of chocolates in A. If you move one chocolate from Q to P, the number of chocolates in both the jars will become equal.

Can you find out how many chocolates are there in P and Q respectively?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

Can you convert the number zero(0) into a positive number using just one mathematical operator ?

Solve the equation by replacing the alphabet with numbers.

MOM + MOM + NO = BOOK=

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?