Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

You walk into an old horror house. It has no power or plumbing. Once inside, you see three doors. Each door has a number on it. Behind each door is a way for you to die. Behind door number one, you die by getting eaten by a lion. Behind door number two, you die by getting murdered. Behind door number three, you die by an electric chair. You can’t turn back, so you have to go through a door. Which door do you go through?

Many have heard it, but nobody has ever seen it, and it will not speak back until spoken to. What is it?

When you say goodbye, I am what you need to tie.
I come as a couple and go wherever you run.
Who am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

A man escapes from jail using help from his girlfriend. The investigators suspect four girls of being the man's girlfriend.

Out of those four girls, one is his girlfriend who is lying. Two of the girls are completely innocent and are speaking the truth. One of the girls is the man's sister who is helping the girlfriend lie. Following are the statements from all four of them:

Ariana: "Myrna is his girlfriend."
Jane: "Angelina is lying."
Angelina: "Ariana is lying."
Myrna: "Jane is not his sister."

Can you find out who is the man's sister among them?