Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

Which country gets ill every time?

There were three women in all the swimming costumes!
One was happy and the other two were sad!
The happy one was crying and the sad ones were smiling.
Why was this?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

Consider all the numbers between 1 and 1 million. Among all these numbers, there is something very special about the number 8 and the number 2202. What is it?

They do not possess flesh or feathers or scales or bone
But still, they are blessed with fingers and thumbs of their own.

The teacher told the student that if he told a lie then he will be expelled from school and if he told the truth then he still is expelled from school.

What can a student say to prevent his being expelled from school?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why?
CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 ?