If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

What does the rebus below mean?

TEN BADTION

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

A donkey is behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

who is silent in the parliament?

Who always enjoys poor health?